Comments on I wasn't always like this...: A Call To Arms

lol great blog

2008-06-27T21:39:00.000-05:00

lol great blog

This has got to be one of the funniest posts I've ...

2008-05-08T12:57:00.000-05:00

This has got to be one of the funniest posts I've read in a long time. Thank you for the laughs :)

btw - I'm delurking! yay!

Ooh I love Meatloaf! Everybody to the wonderful, c...

2008-04-16T01:14:00.000-05:00

Ooh I love Meatloaf! Everybody to the wonderful, catchy chorus (sing along now!):

"So now I'm praying for the end of time
to hurry up and arrive
Cos if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I could really survive
I won't forget my promise or forsake my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time,
its all that I can do.
Praying for the end of time,
so I can
end
my
time
with
you.
(Oh it was long ago and it was far away and it was so much better than it is today)"

Gee that's the best bit, I love it. Maybe if you serenaded Jeffee a few times he'd call a truce?
And I wonder how many exes I'd like to strangle with telephone cords / beat over the head with handsets. I guess the advert kind of works.

;-)

Thank God for dvr. I just fastforward through all ...

2008-04-15T15:13:00.000-05:00

Thank God for dvr. I just fastforward through all that bullshit.

I am so with you on this rant!!! Cap'n Douche Rock...

2008-04-13T15:32:00.000-05:00

I am so with you on this rant!!! Cap'n Douche Rocket over here does the same thing. I can't tell you how many times he "raised the roof" and sang, "It's my birthday, fix my bumper." It's not your birthday and I'm going to clean your clock if you don't knock that shit off in a hurry! Grrrr! Grrrr, I say unto them. :)

Love it. Awesome rant EXCEPT:or a mostly naked ch...

2008-04-12T07:51:00.000-05:00

Love it. Awesome rant EXCEPT:

or a mostly naked chick creaming her panties over a chocolate square the size of a quarter from Ghirardelli

You make it sound like it's a bad thing.

:oD>

Does she live in SF???

this is why I PVR (Canadian version of TiVo digita...

2008-04-11T12:59:00.000-05:00

this is why I PVR (Canadian version of TiVo digitally recording)everything! I tape it and fast forward through the bullshit...I want to know something about a product I can find it on the www. If I've never heard of it I can't be bothered by what I never knew!

For me to comment beyond, I don't watch it anymore...

2008-04-11T10:44:00.000-05:00

For me to comment beyond, I don't watch it anymore would just enable you to continue watching that shit. Be strong, Kimmie!

Wow, loved seeing a flash of Kim's former ire. I t...

2008-04-11T06:26:00.000-05:00

Wow, loved seeing a flash of Kim's former ire. I think I've missed your rants. Welcome back!

The other night an advertisement came on the idiot...

2008-04-10T20:33:00.000-05:00

The other night an advertisement came on the idiot box (yes, we have television here in Adelaide) where some simpering biatch was promoting a feminine hygiene something or other and suggested it was "just the thing for freshening up after intercourse."

And I thought I was beyond being shocked.

They say 'intercourse" on ads now? What next?

Yeah, but the Meatloaf commercial is pretty funny....

2008-04-10T15:03:00.000-05:00

Yeah, but the Meatloaf commercial is pretty funny. I give it a pass for that.

Now if they could just get the folks advertising products that really don't need any advertising because people HAVE to buy them anyway (toilet paper, douches or tampons, kleenex, etc) to stop putting their crap on TV that would make my life better. Like I need to hear about some old bastard's diarrhea right when I'm about to eat dinner.

I hate the one's that are showing you how to wash ...

2008-04-10T12:50:00.000-05:00

I hate the one's that are showing you how to wash your face or put face cream one and the dam bitches have a full face of makeup!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I hate all the medicine one's. HATE THEM!!!

But I don't think I will ever EVER hate a commercial as much as the singing mutant hamsters for the quizno's thingies a few years ago.

You know? You are absolutely right. See? It's s...

2008-04-10T04:28:00.000-05:00

You know? You are absolutely right. See? It's started. I've seen and heard that commercial so many times that I'm practically immune to it now. I hate that one! I should be livid about it! This is worse than I thought.

Piggy-backing on candy's comment...Kim, you disapp...

2008-04-09T23:07:00.000-05:00

Piggy-backing on candy's comment...

Kim, you disappoint me.

To engage in a rant of this nature without mentioning the travesty of a bunch of old geezers strumming guitars defiling a classic song by turning it into an ode to a pill which turns flaccid wieners into stiff, one-eyed abominations unto all things holy... clearly, you dropped the ball here!

I mean... that was one of my wedding songs! (Vegas Elvis presided over my wedding. Shuddup.)

But grievous omission aside, you raise a good point. Something must be done about these commercials!

I guess you haven't yet heard the Viva Viagra song...

2008-04-09T15:30:00.000-05:00

I guess you haven't yet heard the Viva Viagra song, sung to the tune of Elvis' Viva Las Vegas?

This is why I love my TiVo. All of the commercial...

2008-04-09T15:14:00.000-05:00

This is why I love my TiVo. All of the commercials are a blur anyway.

Although the ones with the fake animation over real actors for the investment company really freak me out.

LOL!! When you figure out who to call, let me know...

2008-04-09T11:03:00.000-05:00

LOL!! When you figure out who to call, let me know. I'm callin' next.
xo
LBC

I hate that I am stupid enough to sit in my home t...

2008-04-09T09:52:00.000-05:00

I hate that I am stupid enough to sit in my home trying to figure out what the fuck these commercials are actually selling.

Just one in a very long line of things I hate.