Sunday, July 26, 2009

Brilliant

okay, I'm starting this post with a plea. I can tell you right now that the idea I'm about to espouse is sound, solid and quite practical. However, I don't know the first thing about working politics.

For that reason, I'm going to prevail upon stronger minds than my own and beg Paula Light (you can find her on facebook, beg her to take up the cause!) or my darling friend Chris to take up the slack and get this pig pushed through.

You see, I can't stand stupid drivers. I encounter them daily, and frankly, I'm sick of it.

I propose that morons should be excluded from the road.

Now, it seems to me the best way to accomplish this is to nip their wings in the bud, down at the DMV itself. Of course, the DMV is going to have to step it up a little bit too, but I'm sure that with the proper guidance and enforcement we can all enjoy an idiot-free driving lifestyle.

I think that we should devise an IQ test to be taken along side the actual driving test itself. Standardized tests are all the rage, you can't even log into facebook without 65 requests for you to take one or another, especially stuff like finding out what kind of SuperHero or cocktail you are, so I say we go for this like starving children.

We establish a median and if the general populace doesn't reach it, it's the bike path for them.

Not only will this assuage my sensibilities, it will reduce global warming significantly as well. Judging by their driving skills, those 'tards apparently haven't a fucking clue where their (they're-edited for my "fan" post publishing) going anyhow. Just imagine , all those exhaust emissions wiped out! No more sitting behind the jerk who forgets to watch the light for the left turn arrow and remembers just as it is turning yellow! No longer will we suffer the traffic jam caused by the poor confused housewife who can't figure out a merging lane! No more dumb asses who can't grasp the concept of placing their entire vehicle inside the turning lane! Quicker commutes, less congestion, fewer road repairs... the list goes on and on.

It's a win win.

Someone get this on the ballet.

posted by Kim @ 7/26/2009 08:38:00 AM Who Reads This Crap? Comment: 9

Comments:
"where their going anyhow"

Unfortunately, it's "they're" :)
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:20 AM
 
lol, thank you.
# posted by Blogger Kim : 11:57 AM
 
no no no keep the tards on the road, don't put these knuckle dragging f**kwits in my cycle lanes :P
# posted by Blogger barefoot wanderer : 2:22 AM
 
Hi Kim, good to see you here again!!! Yah, the idea is great, but in reality it's not going to work... b/c when have the cyclists ever stayed on the bike path? Imagine this same confused housewife on a bike in front of you.... on a freeway... nah.
# posted by Blogger Goldie : 8:35 PM
 
OMG LOL I Just read your recent entries, and sat here gigglin the whole time.

I've finally started reupdating my blog *phew* and was thrilled to see you back in action as well :) I LOVE your family stories!!!!
# posted by Blogger Shannah : 8:56 AM
 
I'll vote for that! In fact, I'm in favor of IQ tests for almost anything that puts people in contact with me in almost any way.

What's that? This is an old post? Well, I'm a little behind. If only I HAD a little behind. . . .
# posted by Blogger Mamacita (Mamacita) : 6:39 PM
 
hi.. just dropping by here... have a nice day! http://kantahanan.blogspot.com/
# posted by Blogger tagskie : 3:33 PM
 
You are so right. I think it should also test for people who are married to their own cousin/sister/mother. That should sort quite a lot of them out.gi
# posted by Blogger Baglady : 5:14 PM
 
While I do understand how you feel, doing something like that would only cripple the populace by having a small gain of convenience for a large probability of suffering. For those who are less fortunate but still need to live life and support themselves and those they care for it would be a finial crippling strike.

While I really dislike idiots on the road they are a necessary annoyance and possible danger, we are human and even people with high IQs are often "idiots" in the sense of the word.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:56 PM
 
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