I wasn't always like this...: Did You Know?

Friday, March 14, 2008

Did You Know?

I got a job cooking. I'm dead tired when I get home, this old chick isn't as wirey as she used to be...

My darling Anna knew exactly what I needed, "A hot Jacuzzi Tub Mom", so she promptly went and started one for me. Anna's into everything girly, so simply getting into the bath was out of the question. No, she needed me to have a "spa experience" replete with candles, fluffy towels, ridiculously over sized sponges, and soothing music - which I might add is completely subjective as it appears that soothing music to her involves ocean sounds and some chick moaning "ahhh-AHH-ahhh" over and over again, and absolutely nothing from my Beatles library.

Anyway, I have to admit that soaking does a body good, but something seemed to be missing.

Aroma.

So I added a drop or two of cucumber melon scented body wash to the bath water.

BIG mistake!

I had no idea that crap was Mr. Bubble in disguise, in about two and a half minutes I was frantically directing Anna to dump armloads of bubbles into the stationary tub while she laughed at me. Who the hell knew?

Just goes to show ya, you're never too old to learn.

Comments:

Oh I would love a bathtub. I mean we have one, but it is some freakishly small excuse for one.
Baby girl is end to end when she lies down in it.

Enjoy and what is the cooking job about?

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Beware: Social Worker on the edge : 8:06 AM

A book and a bathtub..you have jets in there? Mine at home dosesn't have jets..But in 12 days my happy ass will be in Aruba in a wonderful room that has a big huge ass jet tub..I'll take pictures

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MP : 8:31 AM

Oh I LOVE bubbles!!

I haven't taken a bath in so long. I need to rectify that. I could use Anna to come over and set up a spa for me. Do you rent her out??

# posted by

Mamma : 10:42 AM

A bath!? Geez I wish I had time for a bath. Looks like yo enjoyed it. :-)

# posted by

fmoms145 : 12:20 PM

What a sweetie Anna is! Congrats on the new job. I go crazy working at home.

# posted by

Miz UV : 1:34 PM

we would do that for kiddo at my sisters, she has this huge huge deep jacuzzi tub and we would put bubble bath in it, and let him go wild for a bit then drain it and refill it for him after he was done playing.

# posted by

Burfica : 12:20 AM

That Anna is just the best!

# posted by

Bud : 8:57 PM

Bubbles!! Bubbles!! Bubbles!!!

MY Bubbles!!! (Sorry. I watched Finding Nemo one time too many.)

Congrats on the new gig!

# posted by

The Bizza : 7:17 PM

that was sweet of her. Sounds like a good idea too. I could soooo use a spa day!

# posted by

Suzanne : 8:14 PM

ah hahaha! thanks for the warning. I am new to this blog, came over from Risible.

hope the job works out.

~a

# posted by

AnnieOfBlueGables : 1:13 PM

Looks fun to me!

# posted by

Tammy : 8:40 AM

OMG, this is so funny, but I'm still curious as to why Anna has EIGHT HUNDRED DOLLAR skates....Oh. My. God. I'm guessing she's the next Kristy Yamaguchi???

Your mother sounds like a pip - and similar to mine. Only by the time the new carpet was down, my mother would have had my father smiling and saying it was his idea....

Funny blog. Easy sent me.

# posted by

Nutsy Fagan : 8:32 AM

Yeah, those bubbles have a way of getting out of hand once those jets get turned on, ask Skeeter... I remember one time I could hear a faint... "Help me, I don't like it, I reealllllllly don't like it" only for me to walk into the bathroom and find him engulfed in bubbles that reached half way up the wall... freaking men!

Psstt... tell the chunky baby Happy Birthday since you don't bother to talk to me anymore! Yeah, I only know because she was born on my birthday and this I remember because that's what I do.

Ok than, luv yew sum, bi than.

Krissteen

# posted by

Krissteen : 9:35 AM

A naked blond in a bubble bath is always a great start to a Sunday morning!

# posted by

Abbadon : 8:11 AM

Kim in a bathtub.

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Was there any text to the post or was it all photos?

# posted by

Andy Land : 2:58 PM